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Contract Consumer Protection & Due Diligence Quiz:

Are you a contract guru or one signature away from premium breakfast? 📝💰 Take this quiz to find out if you’re legally sharp or about to enter one chance! 🚨😂 Don’t sign your destiny away—test your contract smarts now!
 

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The Sharp Mugu

 

Ah, see ehn, you no even dey read contract, you just dey sign like say na attendance sheet! If they tell you “no hidden charges,” you go believe am like church prophecy. By the time you realize you’ve paid extra for “processing fees,” “admin fees,” and “just-because-we-can fees,” it’s too late. My dear, don’t let these people use you to collect tithe—before you sign anything, let us help you review it! Click here to visit SALP before they collect your destiny with biro.

The Gbese Candidate

You dey try small, but your “let me just manage it” mentality go put you for trouble. You see red flag, you nod like say na decoration. They rush you to sign, you sign. Fees appear from nowhere, you pay. Na like this people dey enter premium gbese. My guy, contract no be vibes and Insha Allah—before you find yourself inside one chance, let our lawyers check that document for you, Click here to visit SALP

#1. You’re about to sign a contract for a service. What’s the first thing you do?

#2. The contract includes a clause that seems too good to be true (e.g., “100% satisfaction guarantee” with no clear terms). How do you respond?

#3. You’re asked to pay a large deposit upfront for a product or service. What do you do?

#4. You receive a contract with language you don’t fully understand (legal jargon, terms that seem unclear). What’s your response?

#5. After you sign the contract, you find out there are additional hidden fees or charges. What do you do?

#6. The seller or service provider insists on rushing you to sign the contract quickly. How do you respond?

#7. You suspect that the company is not reputable (based on vague contact information or unverified credentials). How do you respond?

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